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Tolkien Quote Mats

Our Tolkien quote doormats are made for the fans who know every detail of Middle-earth and want their front door to reflect it.

Beautifully designed and deeply geeky in the best possible way. The perfect gift for the Tolkien reader in your life β€” or yourself, because you absolutely deserve it.

Speak, friend, and enter.

Elvish 1 color JRR Tolkien Speak Friend and Enter doormat
JRR Tolkien Speak Friend and Enter Star Feanor doormat
$59.95
LOTR Bilbo Welcome to Bag End doormat
Bilbo Welcome to Bag End The Shire Tolkien doormat
$59.95
JRR Tolkien HOME is now behind you Gandalf doormat
JRR Tolkien HOME is now behind you Gandalf doormat
$59.95
Welcome to MORDOR JRR Tolkien nerd doormat
Welcome to MORDOR JRR Tolkien nerd doormat
$59.95
Welcome to MINAS TIRITH JRR Tolkien nerd doormat
Welcome to MINAS TIRITH JRR Tolkien Middle Earth nerd doormat
$59.95
Speak, Friend, and Enter Tolkien quote nerdy doormat lord of the rings
Tolkien Speak Friend and Enter doormat with TREES JRR Tolkien
$59.95
no admittance except on party business Tolkien Hobbit Lotr doormat
SWIRLS no admittance except on party business JRR Tolkien shire doormat
$59.95
Speak, Friend, and Enter Tolkien  Lord of the rings, nerdy doormat
Speak Friend and Enter Tolkien doormat
$59.95
JRR Tolkien DANGEROUS business The Shire damn good doormat GandalfJRR Tolkien DA
JRR Tolkien DANGEROUS business doormat Gandalf
$59.95

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