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Funny Unique Birthday Gift Ideas

Unique Birthday Gifts That Beat the Hell Out of a Gift Card

"Happy Birthday" deserves more than a generic gift card from the checkout line.

We make funny, unique, genuinely giftable stuff — doormats, mugs, totes & coasters — for the people who deserve better than the default. Funny gifts for her, for him, for the person who has everything, plus personalized custom doormats with their name (or their inside joke) right at the front door.
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cave canem pompeii mosaic beware of dog coir doormat
Cave Canem Doormat | Beware of Dog Pompeii
★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5 out of 5 stars, 19 reviews 19 reviews
$59.95
coir outside black cat doormat Cave Felem Pompeii mosaic "Beware of Cat" doormat
Cave Felem Doormat – Beware of Cat (Pompeii Mosaic)
★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5 out of 5 stars, 9 reviews 9 reviews
$59.95
Lose the shoes™ funny clean house damn good doormat gift for her
Lose the shoes | Shoes off doormat
$59.95
Sustainable coir doormat with 'Knock Hard, Not Like The Police' printed welcome mat design
Nock hard (but not like you the Police) doormat
$59.95
Life is too short, leave your drama at the door mantra doormat
Life is too short, leave your drama at the door
$59.95
promotional image of a coir doormat reading "Please Remove your Fucking Shoes" . A person in blue cutout sandals and pink tights stands on the doormat
Please Remove Your Fucking Shoes
$59.95
Geometric Spring Doormat
Geometric Spring Doormat
$69.95
Coir doormat with Husband Is Cool Beware of Wife Kids and Pets text, funny welcome mat for front door
Husband Is Cool (Beware of Wife, Kids and Pets) Doormat
★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5 out of 5 stars, 5 reviews 5 reviews
$59.95
dont let the cats out or the cops in funny doormat
Don't let the Cat out, or the Cops in!
$59.95
Sustainable coir doormat printed with Wine, Beer, Weed, Cake, Tacos, Vodka funny welcome mat text
WINE lover, beer,weed, cake, taco, tacos, vodka... funny doormat
$59.95
Coir doormat printed with 'GO BACK to your Home on Whore Island' funny Anchorman-inspired welcome mat
GO BACK to Whore Island Doormat (Anchorman Fans Only)
$59.95
all weather Welcome I hope you brought weed waterproof doormat by damn good do
All weather WEED lover, funny pothead doormat
$69.95

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