Funny Unique Birthday Gift Ideas

Unique Birthday Gifts That Beat the Hell Out of a Gift Card

"Happy Birthday" deserves more than a generic gift card from the checkout line.

We make funny, unique, genuinely giftable stuff — doormats, mugs, totes & coasters — for the people who deserve better than the default. Funny gifts for her, for him, for the person who has everything, plus personalized custom doormats with their name (or their inside joke) right at the front door.
Free US shipping on everything, because generous shouldn't come with logistics.

Nock hard, but not like you the police™ funny rude meme damn good doormat handpa
Nock hard but not like you the Police
$59.95
dont let the cats out or the cops in funny doormat
Don't let the Cat out, or the Cops in!
$59.95
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GO BACK to your Home on Whore Island™ Anchorman doormat
$59.95
This is my own Private Domicile and I will not be harassed Breaking Bad doormat
Private Domicile... Breaking Bad doormat
$59.95