Halloween doormats for people who hate Halloween decor
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- Best Selling Doormats
- Rude Doormats for Sarcastic Welcomes
- Funny Welcome Mats That Won't Offend Your Mother
- Nerdy Doormats: Tolkien, Fandom, Binary
- Doormat Gift Guides for People Who Are Hard to Buy For
- Unique Funny Housewarming Gifts
- Custom Doormats, Made to Order
- Funny Dog Mom & Cat Dad Gifts
- Funny Unique Birthday Gift Ideas
- Funny Unique Father's Day Gifts
- Funny Unique Gifts for Coworkers
- Funny Unique Gifts for Homebodies
- Funny Unique Mother's Day Gifts
- Funny White Elephant Gift Ideas
- Rude Mugs & Funny Gifts Under $40
- Seasonal Doormats: Fall, Halloween, Christmas
- Discontinued Doormats: Last Chance Cult Classics
- All 1,200+ Doormats
Who are we?
The Original Funny Doormat Shop. Rude, nerdy and custom welcome mats since 2009.
We Invented This. You're Welcome.
In 2009, we invented the funny, rude & custom doormat. Not kidding — before Damn Good Doormats, the custom doormat for regular folx didn't exist, and every funny doormat you've seen since is basically a knockoff.
Seventeen years later, we're still the original: an independent, queer woman owned shop, no big-box bullshit. From a 2,000-year-old Roman dog to Welcomes in your grandma's language to mats that swear on your behalf — every one is unapologetic and built to be as unique your front door.
How it works
Three steps between you and a custom doormat
Not sure which mat is you? That's what How to Choose a Doormat is for — or ask Perogi, Queen of Pugs, our on-site matchmaker.
Our doormats have been seen in film, TV and national press!