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Weed Wine & Food Doormats

Our food, drinks, and weed doormats celebrate life's true priorities with zero apology.

Whether you're a brunch person, a stoner, or a craft beer snob, there's a mat here that gets you. Great gifts for the foodies, drinkers, and chill-seekers in your life.  Coffee before conversation. Wine before whine. Weed before... everything

Sustainable coir doormat printed with Wine, Beer, Weed, Cake, Tacos, Vodka funny welcome mat text
WINE lover, beer,weed, cake, taco, tacos, vodka... funny doormat
$59.95
Brown coir doormat printed "Dave's not here" — funny 420 friendly welcome mat for weed lovers
Dave's Not Here 420 Doormat
$59.95
Cheers Queers! JVN Netflix Queer Eye Fab Five LGBTQ doormat
Cheers Queers! Queer Eye JVN Fab Five LGBTQ doormat
$59.95
Welcome Friends psychedelic mushroom all weather doormat, recycled rubber backin
All-Weather Welcome Friends! | Psychedelic Mushroom mat
$69.95
Coir doormat reading "This is our happy place, don't fuck it up," with a green cannabis leaf replacing the U in FUCK. Lifestyle photo shows two pairs of feet standing at the front edge of the mat.
This Is Our Happy Place—Don't Fuck It Up Doormat
$59.95
funny "Get ready to Day Drink" doormat with New years Eve party decorations
Get ready to Day Drink doormat bridal shower decor
$59.95
photo of coir outside door mat with vintage 70s groovy mushroom design Welcome
All-weather Welcome mushroom doormat
$69.95
coir doormat with the text "Come, We're Drunk" in bold white lettering, funny house party welcome mat by Damn Good Doormats.
Come in, we're drunk! funny doormat
$59.95
photo of coir outside door mat with vintage 70s groovy mushroom design Welcome
Welcome retro mushroom doormat
$59.95

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