The most exciting day at Damn Good Doormats! I get an order from one "Carrie Fisher" in CA. Just the night before I'd gone to a friends house to watch the Star Wars…

The Top doormats of 2012! From Geek to Chic, rude to Dude- see if your mat made the list!

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“Speak, Friend, and…

"I have been scouring Internaut this week for a replacement to my beloved, now departed, gnome-and-mushroom doormat. The neighbors in our building are friendly and at least courteous, though most are outright friendly; however, at least one bastard dwells here, having pilfered our mat under cover of night. Alas! A new era begins. This is the best doormat I have been able to find; I saw it and the spirits said YES. I am addressing it to Laura, my sweetheart, who will be as delighted as she is…