What the Fuck do you want. This rude doormat is the perfect way to tell un-welcome visitors to go away! For those unafraid to bring some sarcastic humor their front porch home decor. Bring some fun to your front porch or give an unforgettable gift with this outdoor coir welcome mat.

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