You ring the bell. Nothing happens for a solid ten seconds. Then footsteps, a giggle, and someone opening the door with the unhurried energy of a golden retriever who just rediscovered its own tail. This doormat is the disclaimer that should've come first: Sorry we're STONED. It's not an apology. It's a vibe forecast.
Like every DGD mat, this one comes in whatever material fits your porch. Eco coir is the classic — sustainable coconut fiber, all-sustainable rope binding, 8 sizes from a cozy welcome square up to a full Double door spread, best kept covered and out of direct sun and rain. If your front step takes a beating (block parties, snowmelt, whatever your friends track in), the all-weather fabric front mat with a recycled rubber non-slip backing version is the hose-it-off, anywhere custom front door mat you want instead. Either way it's a mat for entryway duty year-round, and a genuinely funny 4/20 or housewarming gift for the person whose porch has less personality than their bong collection.
Set it down and let it do the greeting so you don't have to. Not sure which size or material's right? Ask Perogi, our chatbot pug — she's never once been stoned on the job, unlike some doormats — or read How Do I Choose a Doormat? for the full rundown.
