Shoes Off Fuckers! Doormat
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You've asked nicely. You've said "oh, you can leave those by the door" in the pleasant voice, three times, to the same guy, who each time walked his April boots straight across the rug you saved for eight months to buy. So you stopped asking. Now the doormat says SHOES OFF FUCKERS and the rug is fine and nobody's feelings got hurt, because it's funny, and because it's true.
It comes in bristle coir, the natural stuff with stiff fibers that actually scrape a boot instead of politely wiping it, in 8 sizes from a narrow apartment landing up to a double door mat for a wide entry. Coir wants a roof over it, out of sun & rain. Or take the all-weather recycled rubber: hose it off, leave it anywhere, snow on it all winter, it does not care.
Give it to the friend with the white oak floors and the passive aggression problem. They'll act shocked and then put it out the same day. Damn Good Doormats has been making custom sarcastic mats since 2009, back when this wasn't an industry yet. Perogi, our chatbot assistant and a very good pug, will help you size it, or read How Do I Choose a Doormat?
I had just moved into a new neighborhood and was relying on the tracking number to all my packages arriving. Initially there was some trouble with the tracking number and because of that I wasn’t able to grab my package before some thieves did. The seller was super helpful in getting me another one ordered and it arrived just in time for the holidays. It was excellent customer service and I appreciated them doing everything they could to get me another one sent and it got in time before Christmas. The quality is great and I love how it looks! The size is perfect!