Serenity Now, Insanity Later Doormat

Serenity Now, Insanity Later Doormat
Serenity Now, Insanity Later Doormat
Serenity Now, Insanity Later Doormat
Serenity Now, Insanity Later Doormat
Serenity Now, Insanity Later Doormat
Serenity Now, Insanity Later Doormat
Serenity Now, Insanity Later Doormat
Serenity Now, Insanity Later Doormat
Serenity Now, Insanity Later Doormat
Serenity Now, Insanity Later Doormat
Serenity Now, Insanity Later Doormat
Serenity Now, Insanity Later Doormat Serenity Now, Insanity Later Doormat Serenity Now, Insanity Later Doormat Serenity Now, Insanity Later Doormat Serenity Now, Insanity Later Doormat Serenity Now, Insanity Later Doormat Serenity Now, Insanity Later Doormat Serenity Now, Insanity Later Doormat Serenity Now, Insanity Later Doormat Serenity Now, Insanity Later Doormat Serenity Now, Insanity Later Doormat
Serenity Now, Insanity Later Doormat
$59.95

SERENITY NOW. INSANITY LATER.

We all know how this ends.

This mat is for the people who've screamed it into a pillow, muttered it in a parking lot, or said it dead-eyed at Thanksgiving dinner. Frank Costanza was onto something. Your front door should reflect that.

Why this mat:

  • Coir or all-weather — your call
  • Sizes from TINY (12"x26") to COLOSSAL (36"x72"), because some of us have a lot of feelings
  • Optional borders: Greek key, bones, art deco corners, and more
  • Non-slip backing. Because chaos belongs inside, not on the stoop.
  • Easy care: shake it, sweep it, move on with your life

Made to order by Damn Good Doormats — a small, queer-owned business making mats for people who have opinions about their entryways. Every mat ships free in the US.

Not sure which size? Take our mat quiz →

Can't find exactly what you want? We do custom.

 

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