Kindly Go Fuck Yourself: A Rude, Funny Doormat With Impeccable Manners
Make your guests gasp, laugh, or leave. Either way, a Fuck Off doormat sets the tone. We make inappropriate doormats because some people need a front door that matches their actual energy — not the performative welcome-everybody version. This one's for the people too polite to say Fuck Off out loud. We say what you're thinking so you don't have to.
Available in eco-friendly natural coir or weatherproof all-weather recycled rubber, in 8 sizes from studio-apartment door to doublewide french-door entryway. It's also the most passive-aggressive gift you'll ever give someone you genuinely love.
Say it with your whole chest — or at least your doorstep. Not sure which material? Ask Perogi, our chatbot assistant (a very good pug) to sniff out your match — or check How Do I Choose a Doormat?
