In Italian "Dite amici' ed entrate". JRR Tolkien Speak, Friend, and Enter Nerd doormat. We have so many nerdy doormats to choose from! Dungeons & Dragons, Star Wars, Tolkien, Ghostbusters, so much. Every home needs a doormat, they make perfect nerd housewarming gifts!

TREES too

Speak, friend, and enter.'" Merry: "What do you suppose that means?" Gandalf: "Oh, it's quite simple. If you are a friend, you speak the password, and the doors will open"

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CARE: Extend the life of your hand painted doormat by keeping it away from direct rain and sun. Cocomats will shed for the 1st month or so, to clean, simply shake. THIN mats are intended for indoor use.

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