Beware of Husband, Wife Is Cool Doormat
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"I ordered this on Sunday. Praying I would receive it in time for Mother’s Day and it arrived today less than 48 hours later .. Awesome!! I could not be happier!! - Brande
"This is the third time we’ve bought from them; just as wonderful as before!" - Melissa
"This was exactly what my father was looking for! It made the perfect Father’s Day gift!" - Victoria
Husband walks in first. Charming. Harmless. A golden retriever in khakis. Then you read the mat: HUSBAND IS COOL, it announces, like he cleared some background check the rest of the family failed — because right underneath, same breath, it's BEWARE OF WIFE, KIDS AND PETS. Shady, all three. Nobody voted on this. The mat just knows.
Comes in eco coir — 8 sizes, from apartment-door dainty to full farmhouse porch — for anyone keeping it under cover, out of direct sun and rain. Want something that can take a beating from weather and toddlers instead? Grab the all-weather fabric front mat with a recycled rubber non-slip backing door mat built for outside — hose it off, leave it anywhere, zero babying required. Either way it's a genuinely fun welcome mat, and a gift that gets read out loud by every single visitor.
Husband stays cool. Everyone else stays on notice. Can't decide between coir and rubber? Perogi, our very good pug of a chatbot, will sniff out the right call — or peek at How Do I Choose a Doormat? before you commit.
I ordered this on Sunday. Praying I would receive it in time for Mother’s Day and it arrived today less than 48 hours later .. Awesome!! I could not be happier!!
This is the there’d time we’ve bought from them; just as wonderful as before!
Is it possible to get one that says, "Beware of Wife, dogs are also shady, Husband is cool" Absolutely!
Can I get one that says Welcome Beware of Wife Dog is also shady Husband is cool
Arrived faster than expected and great quality!