"Business in the front." That's what the mat says, dead serious, like it just walked into a job interview. Sharp collar, firm handshake, absolutely will not make eye contact with whatever's happening in the driveway. Because that's the deal with a mullet — and with this doormat — the professional part is just the part you see first.
Get it in eco coir — 8 sizes, from a studio-apartment welcome mat all the way up to a real front-door doormat with main-character energy — best kept under a porch roof, out of direct sun and rain. Need something that can survive actual weather, actual toddlers, actual keg stands? Grab the all-weather fabric front mat with a recycled rubber non-slip backing version instead: hose it off, leave it in the rain, put it anywhere business (and the party) happens. Either way, it's a genuinely funny housewarming gift, a birthday gift for the guy who still brings up his high school hair, or a not-so-subtle hint for a friend's beige rental.
We've been making the original rude doormats since 2009 — the copycats showed up to the party years later, still doing their hair in the front. Not sure which size fits your door? Ask Perogi, our chatbot assistant (a very good pug, zero opinions on mullets), or read How Do I Choose a Doormat?
