IKYFL Doormat — the "I Know You Feel Like Popping Up In Here" Rude Welcome Mat
No text. No call. Just the doorbell at 7pm & somebody standing there like you prayed for company. IKYFL: I Know You Feel Like Popping Up In Here. (Googled the IKYFL meaning & got "I Know You Fucking Lying"? Also correct. "I was just in the neighborhood" IS a lie, Deborah.) You're too polite to say it to their face — this funny rude doormat says it at foot level, where the truth lives.
Pick your fighter: all-natural eco coir in 8 sizes, from tiny apartment doors to a COLOSSAL 3'x6' (keep coir covered, out of sun & rain — she's an indoor-outdoor diva), or all-weather recycled rubber that lives anywhere & hoses off like nothing ever happened. We've been making these since 2009 — Damn Good Doormats is the ORIGINAL sarcastic doormat company; the copycats popped up uninvited later, which honestly proves the point. It's also the perfect gift for your friend who says "I love people" & means four of them, tops.
Hit the button before someone "stops by real quick." Not sure which mat survives your particular porch situation? Ask Perogi, our chatbot assistant (a very good pug), or read How Do I Choose a Doormat? Your front door is about to become fluent in no.
The perfect accessory for the Texas Jewish home. I had another mat I bought elsewhere years ago that had worn out and was so happy to find another one