a Helicopter pilot and normal people live here | funny aviation doormat
$49.95
Your home has a personality. Your doorway should too.
We started making snarky, funny, outrageously good doormats before it was a thing — and we've been doing it better ever since. This is one of our best outdoor doormats: thick natural coir, a print that survives real weather, and a message that's actually yours.
- Available in eco-friendly natural coir or weatherproof all-weather material
- Multiple sizes to fit every entryway, from apartment stoops to double-door entries
- Fade-resistant print built for real outdoor use
- Non-slip rubber backing grips any surface
- Worldwide shipping of sizes up to 24”x36”
- Ships in 2–3 business days
★★★★★
"This doormat is beautiful and brings me insane joy every time I come home to it." — Martian
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