Party in the back™ MULLET

$45.00

Party in the back™ MULLET doormat welcome porch outdoor backyard

You can keep it all business up front, no cars on blocks, no dumpster, but in the back yard? All bets are off!

Life is short, try not to be a dick™ "That's some damn fine advice right there. Better than any fortune cookie fortune I've ever gotten."- Mommyfriend

copyright will NOT be on actual doormat. THIN mats are woven & intended for indoor use, not recommended for heavy service. keep your Damn Good Doormat away from sun & rain!!!

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