#nottoday. Just turn back & tiptoe away!
Nothing will keep those unwanted visitors away from your home quite like the go away bite mark doormat. If the straight forward message isn’t enough to deter guests from your humble abode, the fierce bite mark will get the message across loud and clear. -thisiswhyimbroke
Check the bite box to have it pre-chewed
copyright is NOT on actual doormat. THIN mats are woven & intended for indoor use, not recommended for heavy service. Keep your Damn Good Doormat in a sheltered area away from sun & rain!!!
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