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  • God Bless this mess doormat, funny welcome rug
  • God Bless America and EVERYPLACE else doormat.funny,rude, head of state, no plac
  • God Bless America and EVERYPLACE else doormat.funny,rude, head of state, no plac
  • door bell is broken yell Ding Dong really loud rude funny novelty doormat
  • The Bullshit stops here-  rude, funny doormat
  • God Bless this mess doormat, funny welcome rug
  • God Bless America and EVERYPLACE else doormat.funny,rude, head of state, no plac
  • God Bless America and EVERYPLACE else doormat.funny,rude, head of state, no plac
  • door bell is broken yell Ding Dong really loud rude funny novelty doormat
  • The Bullshit stops here-  rude, funny doormat
$45.00

This a NEW style & will be ready to ship after Christmas. We can email a printable gift card to give in it's place until the real mat is completed.

God Bless This MESS! This a NEW style & will be ready to ship after Christmas. We can email a printable gift card to give in it's place until the reald mat is completed.

God Bless America and NO PLACE else doormat. Funny & pertinent! From "Head of State" with Chris Rock. We did this one in the handwriting of Timothy Matlack- the original writer of the Declaration of Independence!

Feeling inclusive? God Bless America and EVERYPLACE else 

Not feeling expansive? God Bless America and NO PLACE else

 PLEASE- do not discuss politics or religion here. Yep! The best way to keep the peace. funny novelty doormat

copyright is NOT on actual doormat. THIN mats are woven & intended for indoor use, not recommended for heavy service.

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