Funny house rules

NO TRESPASSING, you have been warned

NO SOLICITING. I mean it buddy, don't even think about knocking! funny, rude doormat.

Add a border!
copyright is NOT on actual doormat

More UnWelcome mats

FREE SHIPPING! order one mat and your 2nd, 3rd, 4th AND 5th mats ship FREE in the continental USA!

Learn more Facts about Damn Good Doormats: Care, Custom orders, Green & Eco Friendly, Refunds and Exchanges & DGD in the Movies!


I also paint pet portraits! Popkin's Pet Portraits, pet portraits with personality for animal loving humans.