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$45.00

Damn Good Doormat's own "HUSBAND IS COOL" ™ doormat. The medium and large sizes are ALL WEATHER doormats! That means they can be exposed to sun, rain, sleet & snow! 

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Get all the VARIATIONS! KIDS, CATS, DOGS.....

* Second image shows all sizes: XL 20"x59", M 18"x30", thin indoors mat 20"x32", L 23"x35"

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copyright is NOT on actual doormat. THIN mats are woven & intended for indoor use, not recommended for heavy service. XL mats have additional shipping Internationally.

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